-  Always say please and thank you.

-  Don't worry. It's only blood.

-  A little dirt never hurt anyone--just wipe it off.

-  You call that a haircut?

-  "Hey" is for horses.

-  You call that noise "music"?

-  Shake it off. It's only pain.

-  This will hurt me a lot more than it hurts you.

When I was your age ,I treated MY father with respect.

-  As long as you live under my roof, you'll live by my rules.

-  I'll tell you why. Because I said so. That's why.

-  So you think you're smart, do you?

-  What's so funny? Wipe that smile off your face.

-  Young ladies perspire, they do not sweat.

-  If I've told you once,I've told you a thousand times

-  You want something to do? I'll give you something to do.

-  You should visit more often. Your mother worries.

-  I'm not sleeping, I was watching that channel.

-  What keeps those jeans of yours from falling off?

-  Don't take yourself so seriously, take what you do seriously!

-  Laugh at yourself first, you'll take the bite out of others doing so for you.

-  You're always a winner if you lose with a smile.

-  That's the best way I know to put out an eye!

-  You could drive a wooden man nuts!

-  Eat it! It will grow hair on your chest!

-  If I didn't love you so much I wouldn't punish you...I would let you do whatever you wanted.

-  Stop crying or I'll give you a reason to cry.

-  You have things so easy!

-  The early bird gets the worm. Rise and shine!

-  Life is a journey and you've just reached one of many speed bumps to come.

If you want to do something, do it because you want to.Don't do it because someone else did.

-  As long as you tried your hardest, that's all that matters.

-  What do you think this is, your birthday?

-  If ifs and buts were candy and nuts then we'd all have a merry Christmas.

-  Don't believe anything you hear and only half of what you see.

-  What do you think I am, a bank?

-  What part of NO don't you understand?

-  You're not leaving my house dressed like that!

-  Could those sleeves be any longer?

-  Worrying about things you can't change is like a rocking chair...it gives you something to do,but it doesn't get you anywhere.

-  Hurt much? I didn't feel a thing.

-  You can marry a rich guy just as easily as you can a poor guy.

It's hard to be good, and easy to be bad.

-  If you're going to steal a car,at least make it a Cadillac (but don't call me asking for bail.)

-  Men are like buses.Just wait on the cornerand another one will come along.

-  Don't tell on anybody unless you tell on yourself first.

-  Am I talking to a brick wall?

-  If I catch you doing that one more time, I'll...Act your age.

-  Two wrongs do not make a right.

-  Enough is enough!

-  Don't make me stop the car!

-  What did I just get finished telling you?

You know you're always gonna to be Daddy's little girl...